Is It A Clown? Is It A Monkey?

Is it a clown?  Is it a monkey?  Who can really tell.  Wouldn't you enjoy having a creepy "monkey man" staring at you all the time?

Why do people associate monkeys with bellhops?  Would you really want this little guy carrying your luggage?  Maybe in the hotel you check into in your nightmeres.  His little composition head is a bit chipped up, giving him a rather scary look.